Its Halloween - the personal favorite of child molesters all across the nation. And fat people. Anyway, I guess I should write about Alito and what a motherfucker he is, but I haven't had a chance to do too much research. But I do know he is a motherfucker because W wouldn't appoint anything but. Obviously he is against abortion, although one needn't reseach to learn that. But I'm pretty sure that he is on some kind of campaign to end protection under the Family and Medical Leave Act, which originated under my favorite all time president Bill Clinton. So thats good. I was hoping it would get to the point where my boss could fire me for getting sick. Currently I just have no motivation to work, but Alito will take care of that. And finally, I think his opinion is that if a black person is on trial for a capital crime, the prosecution shouldn't allow black people on the jury. I am being completely fucking serious. By that I mean I'm not joking, but I don't know if it is completely accurate, hence the "I think" Anyway, suffice to to say, he's a motherfucker. I'll back that up with facts tomorrow.

vote!!!!

As you may know, Nov 8 is Election Day in Texas, and I encourage everyone to vote. For those who want to participate but don't know on what we are voting, I am here to help. We will begin by discussing Propostion 2, whose verbiage follows:

Proposition 2

"The constitutional amendment providing that marriage in this state consists only of the union of one man and one woman and prohibiting this state or a political subdivision of this state from creating or recognizing any legal status identical or similar to marriage."

Holy shit are we actually voting on gay marriage? Not really but sort of. I think we are voting to add an amendment to the Texas Constitution that will prohibit the state from making any attempts to legalize gay marriage going forward. I wasn't aware that Texas was in any way at risk of legalizing gay marriage but whatever, I guess there is enough of a risk that we are voting on it. So basically a vote for is a vote to add an amendment that will forever outlaw same sex marriage. A vote against will not "inlaw" same sex marriage, it will simply do nothing. Keep things the way they are. Make same sex marriage a theoretical possibility on the future by not permantly outlawing it. Not great but better than the amendment so I am voting against the amendment and I encourage everyone to do the same. Now here is where it gets tricky. I think the republicans may want you to vote against it as well. I am not really sure why, but I think their stance is that the amendment does not do enough anti gay stuff, like for example it does not specifically prohibit same sex relations. To the republicans, this is a con. I wonder, if the nazi twins were Texans, which way would they vote? hmmm, I wonder??

the nazi twins

I bet they were happy about the new pope.

Known as "Prussian Blue" — a nod to their German heritage and bright blue eyes — the girls from Bakersfield, Calif., have been performing songs about white nationalism before all-white crowds since they were nine.
"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white … we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."
Lynx and Lamb have been nurtured on racist beliefs since birth by their mother April. "They need to have the background to understand why certain things are happening," said April, a stay-at-home mom who no longer lives with the twins' father. "I'm going to give them, give them my opinion just like any, any parent would."
April home-schools the girls, teaching them her own unique perspective on everything from current to historical events. In addition, April's father surrounds the family with symbols of his beliefs — specifically the Nazi swastika. It appears on his belt buckle, on the side of his pick-up truck and he's even registered it as his cattle brand with the Bureau of Livestock Identification.
"Because it's provocative," explains April of the cattle brand, "to him he thinks it's important as a symbol of freedom of speech that he can use it as his cattle brand."
Teaching Hate
Songs like "Sacrifice" — a tribute to Nazi Rudolf Hess, Hitler's deputy Fuhrer — clearly show the effect of the girls' upbringing. The lyrics praise Hess as a "man of peace who wouldn't give up."

If you want to learn more about these girls, I think they may have a blog right here on this very website, but I'm certainly not linking to it. But at least I don't need to worry that blogspot will edit me for being offensive.

Although the twins do have an altruistic side. They did collect for Katrina victims, and they distributed their goods along with some scintillating literature in support of white power. The shocking thing is that most Katrina victims, although they had lost everything, were not interested in accepting the twins' donations. In the end, everything they collected they delivered to the only taker they could find - a store that sells Confederate memoranda. Rock on Lynx and Lamb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that a penis?

Hey, we just talked about a kid who did this. But it was from last year and she dressed like a vagina. So the kid wears a penis costume to the school dance, never goes inside the school in the costume, and gets suspended for sexual harassment among other things. Suspended for wearing a penis costume outside of school. Not only should this kid not be suspended, he should have been allowed inside the dance and treated like every other fucking kid. We need to stop worrying about the kids who dress like genitals and focus on the kids who emulate Scarlett O'hara - thats the offensive costume.

The parents of 14-year-old James Watkins agree he deserves school discipline for wearing a penis costume outside a dance at Steilacoom High School.But they want a "sexual harassment" note about the incident dropped from his school record.
The Pioneer Middle School eighth grader and his parents agree the prank Saturday was wrong, but they say he did not sexually harass anyone.
He was suspended for three days and his father Mark says the notice says it was for "sexual harassment, misbehavior at school-sponsored event, disruptive conduct and dress and appearance."
James Watkins says he was just trying to be funny, and others were laughing and having their picture taken with him. He complied when teachers asked him to take off the costume.

America, fuck yeah!!!

To anyone reading this post, I need to apologize in advance for the couple minutes you are about to waste reading this completely stupid idea going around in email. But don't worry, there is a saving grace - my comments in blue.


RED FRIDAYS
Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason?
Americans who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority". (Seriously? Americans who support the troops have been called the silent majority? Because supporting the troops is just so controversial people are compelled to stay silent. That's why those yellow "Support our Troops" ribbon magnets for the car never took off.) We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing. (Did they really just say they were voicing their love for God in the same sentence that they claimed not to be organized, overbearing or boisterous. Has the writer of this appeal ever met a churcher?)We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that..

Every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar, will wear something red. By word of mouth, press, TV (but I thought this wouldn't get any media coverage)-- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. (Yes, what this country really needs is for us to treat the troops more like high school football players? Do the troops not already do enough raping on their own?)

If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family. (incomplete sentence)It will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once "silent" majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on. All we hear from the news media is doom and gloom. They don't report the positive, productive and appreciated advantages that have been won in foreign lands by the efforts of American soldiers. Its called the news, dumb fucks!!! It isn't supposed to leave you warm and fuzzy. It is supposed to tell you what is going on. Hospitals, schools, jobs, the rights that so many of us take for granted. (I for one think these people should be a little more appreciative of the fact that their country is under foreign occupation.) The first thing a soldier says when asked "What can we do to make things better for you?" is...We need your support and your prayers. (If by support and prayers you mean porn and booze, then I agree. Those are the first things the troops ask for when we offer to make things better.)

Let's let everyone in the world know that we support our troops (regardless of our politics); and wear something red every Friday. WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE. WE ALL KNOW, FREEDOM IS NOT FREE. (Hey I recognize that song from America World Police!!)
THEIR BLOOD RUNS RED-WEAR RED!
MOST OF ALL - GOD BLESS AMERICA (And fuck everyone else in the world!!!)

Those crazy activists

Once again, the news is better than anything I could come up with for my blog.

PETA employees Andrew B. Cook, 24, of Virginia Beach, and Adria J. Hinkle, 27, of Norfolk, were served with warrants on 22 felony charges of animal cruelty and the three felony charges of obtaining property by false pretense in court on Friday.

Suspenders

Robert Downey Jr is gay now. I just found out when I saw him and director Shane Black on Larry King. If you don't recognize director Shane Black, it is because his latest gig directing Robert Downey Jr. was his first his first as a director, but not as a screenwriter. Yes folks, Jr.'s new boyfriend penned such masterpieces as the Lethal Weapon movies and The Last Action Hero (although one wonders why he keeps that on his resume). But my point is, he is jr.'s new fling. There is not even a remote possibility that they aren't a couple - they were all over each other on the show. The heart wants what the heart wants I guess. I only saw the last five minutes, otherwise I would be able to offer more evidence of their relationship.

Baby Jesus shit in my pool

So those crazy Catholics finally figured out a way to keep their priests from raping their boys. They will no longer allow homosexuals to enter the priesthood. The flaw in their plan is that priests don't rape boys because they are gay, they rape boys because they have access to them. Another flaw is that in order for us to accept this plan, we would need to believe that an interview process exists in which aspiring priests are questioned as to their sexual preference. And that they answer honestly. And that until this point, even a declaration of homosexuality did not prevent one from entering the priesthood. In short, in order for us to accept this plan, we would have to be complete fucking idiots. Those crazy Catholics. What will they do next?!?!?!?

et tu, Canada?

Even my favorite country has let me down.

The Canadian pigs, at the request of the US pigs, walked into a Canadian hospital, took this guy (and his catheter) off his gurney, cuffed him, and drove him to his country of origin, the good old U.S. Once the US pigs got him, they decided that he needed to go dorectly to jail, do not pass a hospital, do not collect medical treatment. Fortunately for him, the judge ruled he could get treatment while he awaited prosecution. Even more fortunate for the fighters in the war against drugs, the jail officials figured out some way to ignore the judge's ruling. Here are the highlights from the article:


SEATTLE - An Army veteran who fled to Canada to avoid prosecution for growing marijuana to treat his chronic pain was yanked from a hospital by Canadian authorities, driven to the border with a catheter still attached, and turned over to U.S. officials, his lawyer says.
He then went five days with no medical treatment and only ibuprofen for the pain, attorney Douglas Hiatt said. Steven W. Tuck, 38, was still fitted with the urinary catheter when he shuffled into federal court for a detention hearing Wednesday, Hiatt said. Tuck suffered debilitating injuries in the 1980s when his parachute failed to open during a jump, and those injuries were exacerbated by a car crash in 1990, Hiatt said. He said Tuck was using marijuana to treat his chronic pain. Though Tuck has taken morphine — as prescribed by doctors — for about 16 years to help with his pain, he was given no painkiller or treatment at the jail other than ibuprofen, Hiatt said. Tuck appeared emaciated in court, and Hiatt said he had been sick from morphine withdrawal. The Supreme Court ruled in June that people who smoke marijuana because their doctors recommend it to ease pain can be prosecuted for violating federal drug laws, even in states like California that have laws permitting medical marijuana use.

Who shot Dan?

For my blog today, I would like to discuss the myriad of ways in which One Tree Hill is derivative. First, of the movie Love and Basketball. Lucas and Nathan play a game of one on one to determine whether or not one of them will continue to withhold friendship from the other. Second, of the most popular eighties plot device, Who shot JR? Who set the fire in an attempt to kill Dan? Was it Lucas? Dan seems to think. Or Keith? He did disappear. Or perhaps Karen? She quasi confessed, didn't she? Well fuck it, I guess its more like two ways in which OTH is derivative.

The longest path to a journalism career

It has been officially comfirmed that Sanjay Gupta is in fact the biggest whore in the world. At least since Mary Magdeline. Just thought it would be fun to throw in a trite religious reference. Anyway back to Sanjay and his recent accomplishment. CNN Moment in Nascar hosted by Sanjay Gupta. Thats DR. Sanjay Gupta. Yes you read correctly but I will say it again just so there is time to take it in. Neurosurgeon DR Sanjay Gupta hosting Moment in Nascar on CNN.

Video killed the radio star

As I sit here at my horrible evil job, I am once again hearing the "spontaneous" banter about NBC's new line up on the radio. Must See TV is back everyone - Thank Jesus!!!!!!! How do I know its back, you ask? Simple - the spontaneous banter-ers just told me. I guess the thought behind that commercial is that we are all so fucking stupid that if we hear people talk on the radio we will assume it is just our local DJs that we hear everyday, that we know and trust, whose advice we will listen to with regards to our television choices. The flaw in this plan is twofold - the first one being that I am not stupid enough to think they are my normal DJs. The second flaw? Even if they were my normal DJS, I don't give a shit what shows they watch. If I cared what my DJs thought, I would sell my house, rent a "Village Apartment", trade in my Honda for a Rusty Wallis Volkswagon, go to some kind of local boot camp, and of course, schedule an appointment with good old Dr. Boothe.

Faith

Thats Faith No More singing Easy Like Sunday Morning in that Levis commercial that runs on television. I know because I have that song on CD - I downloaded it a few months ago when I had a free two week trial of Real Rhapsody. That was before the commercial started running. I also have Faith No More singing an old Herb Alpert song called This Guy. It is one of my all time favorite covers of an oldie tune.

7-11

It finally stopped being hot which means I will spend my weekends wearing sweats and drinking hot coffee from 7-11. What I love about this time of year is not only is my least favorite sport baseball almost over, my most favorite sport basketball is less than one month away. Anyway I bring this up only because I realized it is the perfect time to pull out this picture from last year.

Go ahead, make my day

They have a committee here at the job called the Make their Day committee. I think they are suppossed to be morale boosters of sorts. They send out frequent emails reminding us to do something that will make someone's day. An example (although not an exact re-creation) would be something like: "Hey Everyone, today why not make a sexual advance toward someone you don't even like, maybe someone less good looking. It will make their day." And every once in a while, we get a special email asking us to "make our own" day that day, so really no telling what they mean by that. Anyway, my point here, is that anyone who would voluntarily join this committee, must be one of the biggest losers in the world.

This is from CNN Weather. It pretty much speaks for itself.

Typhoon Longwang pounded southeast China with heavy winds and rains but appeared to be weakening as it moved inland, weather officials said Monday.