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yo W, Stop sexually assaulting world leaders!

In case you haven't heard, W can add sexual assault to his list of accomplishments. W approached (from behind) German Chancellor Angela Merkin at a private summit of eight different world leaders and gave her an unwanted and unsolicited shoulder rub while the other members of the summit looked away frat boy style. In order to stop him, she used what Jon Stewart called " a move she learned in date rape prevention class"

Well a lot has happened since our last meeting. Putin kissed a kid on the stomach. No one knows why. The geopolitical crisis in the Middle East exacerbated itself meaning it somehow managed to get worse than it was before. Our friend and favorite president slipped up and said the "S" word on camera. (This according to CNN who apparently can't type the word shit on their website but they can show adult men kiss kids' stomachs.) And everyone's favorite penis got hit with the most beautiful lawsuit ever. At least according to me and probably anyone who reads my blog.

Well the copa ended yesterday. Italy won and several members of their team took their shorts off and jumped around in their jersey and briefs. They did put their shorts back on to receive their medals.

"Prayer: Don't give god instructions. Just report for duty" reads the latest marquee at Marsh Lane Baptist Church.

becks

hating freedom

Our favorite president is going to be on Larry king tonight. And since I'm being tongue in cheek I am obviously talking about W. Were I not being tongue in cheek I'd be talking about Bill. So as you know, Larry is famous for asking the soft hitting questions. Well that and marrying as many people as possible. The heart wants what the heart wants. he is taking requests on questions for W. My question is does he have any plan to restore the secular freedoms to the women of Iraq that they had before he invaded their country. I'm guessing it won't make it on Larry's list but that is all right since I already know the answer. Its no by the way. He has no plan to restore those freedoms. No head covering? No worries. Your corpse will be provided with one by whoever it is that kills you for not wearing one.

kenny boy

Well I guess he won't do any time after all which really pisses me off. Although I guess I'd be more pissed had he lived until his sentencing then was sentenced to little or no time which would have been the most likely outcome.

Oh well, see you in hell kenny.

the copa

Since its Sunday night, I would normally blog about how much I hate my job thinking the rant would somehow lessen the impending doom of Monday. It never does of course. Here is an actual quote from one of the announcer's from one of the World Cup games Saturday. It will serve as yet another reminder of why you should only watch soccer on the Spanish station. It occurred at the start of the second half of England v. Portugal.
Announcer: "England is in white and Portugal is in what they call red."

In what they call RED???

In what they call red.