Look toward the feet.

hysterical blindness

Something very unfortunate happened yesterday. I was watching the Discovery channel special on my least favorite family the Duggars, and I accidentally saw kid # 16 being born. It slid right out, completely covered in mucus, and I spent the rest of the hour seeing it over and over in my head and trying not to vomit. Kid 17 can't come soon enough as far as I'm concerned.

Israel won in case you were wondering. I know because that is what W said.

And in other parts of the Middle East:
"Palestinian security forces hunted for two abducted Fox News journalists Tuesday"

fock SNOOZE

For some time, I have maintained that Dennis Miller would be back. Like back to our side. He would abandon his knee jerk republican reaction to 9/11 and return to his roots. But I read today that he is becoming a full time employee of foxnews. Bye Dennis, you are dead to me.

571-522-6400

They called again. From what I understand, the "do not call" list does not apply to surveys so they are allowed to call anyway. But if you answer it (which I haven't) and tell them not to call back, they can't. I haven't tested this theory yet.

And judging from the geographical breakdown of visitors to this blog, they are calling the fuck out of the Alaskans.

wikiality is the new truthiness

Our friend is taking a vacation soon - his shortest yet. Nine days. Yes W's upcoming nine day vacation is going to be hsi shortest yet. I hope that will give him enough time to welcome his new Crawford neighbor Cindy Sheehan who bought some land a few miles away from W. She had a representative purchase it for her because no one on Crawford would sell land to her.

So a few nights ago, Stephen Colbert invited his audience to post something about elephants on wikipedia. Soon after, wikipedia blocked any updated about elephants. They said it was a technical issue. Two nights later, Colbert made a remark about the wikipedia entry on latchkey kids. Within minutes, wik blocked any updates to latchkey kids or Stephen Colbert, due to "vandalism"

YO

I saw a clip of British Parliament recently, and when Tony Blair took the podium almost everyone there greeted him with a loud "yo", W style.

And speaking of the British, I have a coworker who pretends intermittenly to be British. Now if she read this her interpretation would be that I am comparing her to Madonna because she is delusional like that. I offer two examples of her act. The word privacy she pronounces like PRIV - e - see (short i in priv, long e is see). And the word finance she pronounces fin-ohnce. Or fin aunce (short i in fin).