If you got your boss a gift today

Please take a moment to look in the mirror and call yourself a bitch.

well at least I don't have to worry about alzheimer's in my future

From MSNBC

New research shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may prevent the progression of the disease by preserving levels of an important neurotransmitter that allows the brain to function.

THC is also more effective at blocking clumps of protein that can inhibit memory and cognition in Alzheimer’s patients...

There's more to the article but you get the point.

Happy Autumn

or,
Because who doesn't love an overtly sexual god reference?

This was an email going around the job. The original email came with a pumpkin patch picture as well.


Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Autumn!

So I'm pretty sure god just molested all of us. So I guess he is a republican.