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6/27/2006

blame the media

Have you noticed that the media has been in the media a lot lately. Like today, for example, they talked a lot about whether or not the media was acting appropriately when it released the gubment's bank records program. Because it was suggested by W and the penis that they were not. And I guess by mentioning the penis I've just ensured that nobody from the job can read this since they block the word penis. But back to the media reporting on themselves.

6/24/2006

Here's a headline from a Dallas Morning News article today: World Cup revives German Pride. This does not sound good.

6/19/2006

Subway's jared part two


Yes I'm repeating a blog. But I don't have anything good to say right now. And the "part two" was just a ruse to keep you reading. A farce. A deception. Subterfuge. Sorry.

Subway's Jared has breasts. Or bitch tits as they are commonly called. I think he tapes them somehow or wears some sort of man-bra for those commercials. Its not that I'm judging him for having breasts -- I am not in a position to judge someone for a physical imperfection. But I do judge Subway for having him hide it. Who really cares that he has breasts - he still lost like a thousand pounds or something. Having breasts should not in any way diminish that accomplishment. And the dude was obviously smart enough to parlay his weight loss into a well paying job in which he doesn't really have to do anything other than look nerdy which I think comes pretty naturally to him. But I imagine Subway would cut him right off if he beared his bitch tits to the world.

6/10/2006

they're baaaaack

My most hated family is back with another documentary. This time, they're on the road.

On The Road with 16 Children - Discovery Health Channel's sequel to 14 Children and Pregnant Again! takes the Duggar family of Fayetteville, Ark., on the road.

I wonder how long it will be before one of those girls gets pregnant with the demon spawn of her brother. If anyone happens to see them driving around the country, please make an attempt to rescue them. Or at least give to the girls a book or a pair of pants or something else they aren't allowed to have.

6/06/2006

666

Today's date - 6/6/6 - signifying of course the end of the world. And not a moment too soon as far as I'm concerned.

So the Dallas pigs have had a busy week. They managed to take out two pedestrians. Well really one pedestrian and one guy in a wheelchair.

6/05/2006

"The fearful build walls. The confident demolish them"

Said W. So I wonder how plans on the triple layer "fence" are coming along?


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