Baby Jesus shit in my pool

So those crazy Catholics finally figured out a way to keep their priests from raping their boys. They will no longer allow homosexuals to enter the priesthood. The flaw in their plan is that priests don't rape boys because they are gay, they rape boys because they have access to them. Another flaw is that in order for us to accept this plan, we would need to believe that an interview process exists in which aspiring priests are questioned as to their sexual preference. And that they answer honestly. And that until this point, even a declaration of homosexuality did not prevent one from entering the priesthood. In short, in order for us to accept this plan, we would have to be complete fucking idiots. Those crazy Catholics. What will they do next?!?!?!?