Well a lot has happened since our last meeting. Putin kissed a kid on the stomach. No one knows why. The geopolitical crisis in the Middle East exacerbated itself meaning it somehow managed to get worse than it was before. Our friend and favorite president slipped up and said the "S" word on camera. (This according to CNN who apparently can't type the word shit on their website but they can show adult men kiss kids' stomachs.) And everyone's favorite penis got hit with the most beautiful lawsuit ever. At least according to me and probably anyone who reads my blog.