Subway's jared part two

Yes I'm repeating a blog. But I don't have anything good to say right now. And the "part two" was just a ruse to keep you reading. A farce. A deception. Subterfuge. Sorry.

Subway's Jared has breasts. Or bitch tits as they are commonly called. I think he tapes them somehow or wears some sort of man-bra for those commercials. Its not that I'm judging him for having breasts -- I am not in a position to judge someone for a physical imperfection. But I do judge Subway for having him hide it. Who really cares that he has breasts - he still lost like a thousand pounds or something. Having breasts should not in any way diminish that accomplishment. And the dude was obviously smart enough to parlay his weight loss into a well paying job in which he doesn't really have to do anything other than look nerdy which I think comes pretty naturally to him. But I imagine Subway would cut him right off if he beared his bitch tits to the world.