Trouble in Paradise?

Word on the streets (and by streets, I mean CNN), is that there is a rift between our favorite couple and it grows wider and wider each day. Yes, I am talking about the "distance" between dick and bush. And no, I'm not speaking metaphorically about the growing distance between the male and female species, I am speaking literally about W. and Cheney. As it turns out, Cheney was not giving good advice when he told W to go to Iraq, and now W is pissed.

And in case you haven't heard about Scooter Libby's 1996 attempt at fiction, you must google it now. Turns out, Scooter is a novelist as well as a motherfucker. And holy shit his book sounds gross. Its set in some small fictional Asain village in the early 1900s, and is ripe with beastiality, incest and child rape. Right about now would be a good time for Cheney to start questioning his choice of advisors, I think.