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So as it turns out, Denver now has legal pot and Austin now has the KKK. Whoulda thunk? But the important thing, nobody has the pandemic flu. W assured me of that today. Or maybe it was yesterday, I don't remember. All I remember is that W has fully immersed himself into the ass of the pandemic flu. But, nobody has it. He wants to assure us of that. But we need to be prepared in case it comes. Because if you don't prepare for a disaster like that, many lives could be lost. And it will be revealed that the person I ineptly placed in charge had no experience with biologics, just with judging Arabian horse... oh wait, sorry, I got the stories mixed up. Seriously, can you believe this shit? W explaining to us the importance of being prepared. But we need the panic of the pandemic to distract us yet again from all W's fuckery.