Gubment

So Maine has been teaching safe sex in the schools and have had a drop in teen pregnancy. But don't worry, you can count on the federal government to interfere and screw everything up. Kind of like when I'm at work and everything is going smoothly then boss steps in to manage workflow and fucks everything up and no more work gets done. The federal gubment is the boss, and Maine is the employee who is way smarter and more efficient than the boss. So FG (thats the gubment's nickname) attempted to blackmail Maine. They offered federal funds for sex ed , but only if they would convert to an abstinence only program. I would imagine the conversation went something like this
FG: Maine, we need more unwanted pregnancies god damnit!!!. Could you please start pulling your weight and letting your kids get knocked up?
Maine : No, Fuck off.
So Maine loses some federal funding and their kids are healthier and with brighter futures.