cry-ke!!!

During the filming of the appropriately titled series "Ocean's Deadliest", a sting ray killed the crocodile hunter. Cry-ke.

And other news:

Vandale Amos Willis, 28, fired his public defender in the courtroom Thursday morning and elected to represent himself... [he] smeared his own feces across the top of the table ... and also spread it on a chair. He threw some more on the carpeted floor.

Said the prosecutor, "He was literally smearing feces on his face and into his mouth, He was putting it into his mouth."

What the article doesn't explain is where exactly did he get the feces. I mean obviously we know where he got it, so I guess the real question is when. Like did he shit right there in the courtroom or had he been "stockpiling"? I guess he just had one on board so to speak because I think if he had say a pocketful of shit, someone probably would have smelled it.