Feliz Cumpleanos a mi amigo Maticus

This is a picture of the post office in Armstrong, TX, the town where the people running our country hang out. And shoot each other. I wasn't planning to continue writing about the penis today, but I need to at least share a headline from Yahoo news:
Cheney Apparently Breaks Key Hunting Rule
All I'm saying, is that I'm pretty sure there is nothing apparent about it. Basically I know two things about hunting. One - hunting is bad. Two - Your hunting companions share an agreement with you that you will not shoot them. It may be unspoken, but I'm pretty sure there is nothing apparent or unclear about it.