Japanese Prime Minister

For the young folks reading this, this is the guy that Papa Bush threw up in 1992. It really a glorious moment in our nation's history.

But on to today's blog, I was going through some old emails and I would like to share some advice that I was given on what to do when people think you're an asshole, and this only applies if people thing you're a figurative asshole. If they think you are a literal asshole then they are probably schizophrenic and that requires a completely different course of action. Anyway, when people think you're being an asshole, just let them know its because you are single handedly trying to be the world's greatest christian, then punch them in the stomach when they aren't looking. Words to live by.