Airbag

The media reports that people are freaking out about the video of Britney Spears driving with her baby in her lap. Everyone is shocked that she would put her baby, we'll call it airbag, in such danger. But is she not a young uneducated white trash woman from Louisiana? Did we really not expect her to be too lazy to strap airbag into its carseat when she runs out for smokes and a triple nonfat mocha frapp. I didn't.

And on the subject of white trash in the media, you may have read a story yesterday about a 23 year man going to prison for the premarital sex he had with his now 15 year old wife. Her mother gave her permission to marry the dude after she became pregnant. The fifteen year old, when asking the judge for leniency, made a comment about her white trash baby that I've made about many a white trash baby over the years: they should just reserve a spot for it in juvee. Could it be that they are finally starting to understand? Probably not, judging from Brittney and Airbag. Anyway the husband who was on trial came to court in his Sunday best - button down shirt, jacket, and ...
a Nascar tie.