Penis Cheney, of course

This is even cooler than when George Sr. threw up on television. I just wish I could see the "oh fuck" look on dick's face the second he realized what he had done. If it had been the other way around, and the hunting companion had shot Cheney, things would work out for him pretty much the same way they are for dick, right? It certainly wouldn't be his fault that dick jumped in front of his gun right as it was firing?

With so much time being spent at the hospital this weekend, I'm surprised dick didn't throw in a heart attack. I mean just for convenience sake. He's already at hospital why not kill two birds with one stone.