Here's some blankets Chief

Thanksgiving - today is the day we give thanks to the original Europeans that came to this great country and embarked on a mission of genocide so that hundreds of years later I could have a day off from work and tell really stupid tofurkey jokes.

So as it turns out, Dick Nixon and I have something in common - we both agree that the presidential pardoning of the turkey is without a doubt the stupidest holiday tradition in the world. Although telling that silly Baby Jesus story is a close second.