Penis Cheney

Several things. First, in case you haven't heard, VP Dick Cheney went to hospital last night. I realize this isn't a story since he gets hospitalized on a regular basis, but here is a line from the news story:
Cheney, who has not suffered a heart attack since he became vice president in 2001, began a daily exercise program in 2000 and started eating healthier.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the old bastard has had about 100 heart attacks since becoming VP. I guess they've decided to downplay it.

Anyway, on a much more jubiliant note, CNN reports that Ariel Schaivo moved his arms and legs. So nobody worry, the peace process in the Middle East will continue to not move forward any day now.