peter principle

I'm currently involved in a massive conspiracy to bring down my place of employ using nothing but doctors' visits. Yes I know, that seems extremely hard to do, impossible in fact, but we are determined group of folks (yes, I said it, we're a "group of folks"). Anyway, my group of folks and I tried to keep our plan covert, but we were found out!! And now, no trips to the doctor allowed.
Curses! Foiled again!!
You may be thinking that we must be pretty stupid to think this plan would work, but you're wrong. I know the plan isn't stupid because management wouldn't be so convinced it were happening if it were stupid. I mean, we might not understand it, but isn't that just because we aren't as smart as management?