Merry Fucking Jesusmas!!!

Taken directly from cnn.com. This is probably the stupidest thing they've ever had on their website.
Here's a new tip to help curb drinking over the holidays: Ask for your scotch-and-soda in a highball glass. That's because people tend to unwittingly pour more alcohol into short, wide glasses compared to tall, skinny ones -- meaning two cocktails from a squat tumbler might actually pack the punch of 2 1/2 drinks.
So cnn is actually suggesting their readers request a different size glass because the barkeep will unwittingly put more booze in the short fat glass. Isn't that the reason we should order the short fat glass? My suggestion for anyone who wants less booze in their drink is to drink soda. Or coffee. Or basically anything without booze.
And they can't come up with a better name than squat tumbler?