75% of Europe's children were conceived on IKEA furniture

My job hosted a festival of sorts over the weekend and in the spirit of inefficiency, they said it would take all week and the following weekend for them to break down the festival and all its props. Fine with me. I asked of them only one thing. By Monday morning, when we return to work, please have moved the porta shitters because they will have a weekend's worth of shit in them and I really don't want the smell wafting around. But alas, I arrived this morning to find the shitters still in place. Thanks job.