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9/24/2005

Dakota Fanning and the fat guys

Watching Man on Fire with Denzel Washington. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there is something wrong with Dakota Fanning. She hasn't aged past about five. She looks exactly the same as she did in Sean Penn's failed Oscar bid I am Sam and that was a long ass time ago. She still has baby teeth for Jesus' sake. She has some kind of reverse progeria. Its cool that her parents have successfully whored her out to Hollywood because once they reveal the disease she might be able to be some kind of spokesperson or something and raise lots of money for the cause and that will help all the non famous kids that have it. Anyway, on the subject of kid actors, one of the fat guys is thin now. I don't think it's the one from Varsity Blues, it's the other one. Those are their names right? The fat guy from Varsity Blues and the other fat guy (originally known as "the other fat guy? Wait, you mean there's two fat guys?") Anyway the other fat guy is thin now. He needs to start peddling Subway or something now because he lost Jared style quanitities of weight.

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