catholic joke

Okay we all knew this was coming. A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that was just the first guy. If you are wondering why this joke sounds familiar, it is because I stole it from Comedy Central's roast of Denis Leary. But while it isn't original, it is still pretty damn funny. and in case anyone is tempted to take offense, I did 13 years in Catholic school so I have a pass to say whatever I want about them goddamnit. And while we are on the subject, I think Ray Nagin is totally cool for saying goddamn like every five minutes while his city was under media saturation. But back to the Catholics. I think the reason they got that Cliff Claven guy to turn into Pope Benedict is because they felt like we (society) had become a little too complacent about the priests and their extra curriculars. They thought "these goddamn people don't even care anymore. Its like they aren't even pissed at us". And like a kid craving negative attention because it is better than no attention at all, they decided "Well if this doesn't offend them, we will turn a goddamn nazi into the pope"