jesus saves

by shopping at walmart. I was thinking we should start to use the walmart smiley as our visible representation of jc. Like instead of the yanni looking white guy that we normally use. The benefits of the walmart smiley are threefold. One, the smiley doesn't represent any particular race, whereas now I'm most often looking at a white jc. Second, the smiley is already universally known, even by all white trash. Or especially by all white trash. So that is basically an automatic in. And finally, that would free up the yanni looking character for the cover of romance novels, which is good because I think they currently use fabio but he must be getting old. And the good thing about the jc yanni is that he is mythical so he never has to age. Of course, when we sell this to the general public we may want to replace the word mythical with the word everlasting. Calling him mythical might be a deal breaker. But other than that, I expect the idea to sell. We'll just get Karl Rove involved. He can sell anything.